Can I call you Dave?
No. That's what my evil twin from the mirror universe calls himself.
What religion are you?
I worship the Dollar or British Pound. I no longer serve the Japanese Yen.
What's your biggest tip on moving overseas?
Bring a stash of products you can't get in your destination. Japan: Fluoride toothpaste, USA: Cadbury chocolate, Scotland: real wasabi.
Sir, I challenge you to a duel! *gloveslap*
I accept! Longsword, rapier, or Queensbury Rules?
How good are you at juggling?
I juggle 3 juggling clubs, 4 juggling balls, a career and personal life.
Where did you live in Tokyo?
Shinjuku. Yes, right in the middle of the city. Yes, I have stories.